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I take my flexible weapons advice from Bruce Wayne. Every time your kids get on your nerves, put a quarter in a sock. After an appropriate amount of time, tie off the open end and slap said semen demon with it!

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Tomorrow's post will cover that kind of sap.

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Pull the other one, it's got bells on.

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Thanks for the heads-up on the expandable baton.

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Terry Trahan provides flexible weapons training. Start by following him on FB and Patreon. He does love slaps and saps.

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I too started when saps were a thing. A guy at a neighboring agency made some that I swear looked as big as kitchen spatulas. I never developed the knack with one, but we had a jailer that could knock a belligerent drunk out cold and never leave a mark. I had a black walnut straight baton I used until made to go to a PR-24 (that I never liked). I too carried a collapsable baton and while i hit several and even broke a couple of car windows with it, I never broke it. Guess I wasn't trying hard enough.

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