We come to you with a plea

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Here at Raconteur Press — because we are a tiny little press in North Texas — Rita and Ian are forced to pay our staff in cheese sandwiches and abuse.¹

And, quite frankly, the abuse part is getting exhausting, so we’re having to improve the cheese sammiches they’re getting.

Friends and neighbors … those little packets of Grey Poupon are not cheap.

But! For the price of a cup of Charbucks² you can supplement the feed of a couple of our editors and increase the naproxen sodium budget³ for a publisher!

Yes! For the low, low price of buying this book, you can sponsor a case of foo-foo mustard packets for a couple of hard-working ingrates senior Raconteur Press editors!

The Monster Hunter Files: Volume 2

Imagine the delight on these precious little faces when they discover condiment on their Wonder bread and American cheese pasteurized processed cheese food daily ration!

“In the aaarrrmmms of the angels …”

If enough sponsors buy this book we might even be able to cut the crusts off the bread!

Just think of it: Not only will you experience the joy as they encounter mayonnaise for the first time, but you get to read an MHI story from Spearman Burke and Nick Nethery; and one from Ian!⁴

So. For the low, low price of a Happy Meal⁵ you can not only provide enrichment for a couple of RacPress staff, but you get to read MHI stories!

Please consider buying this book.

Or we’ll have Mike pout at you.⁶

Ian and Rita

1. Yeah, we worry, too.

2. The small cup, not the big one.

3. Did you know you can get Repetitive Strain Injury from dealing out lashes?

4. And some other folks.

5. Have you priced those things these days???

6. Please don’t make us do that.